Yes, it's a story about getting a massage by 5 men, but (somehow) this is NOT a sexy story.
So... we went to a nightclub called "Hollywood" the other night - and had a great time. Dozens of singers and dancers performing on a basketball-court-sized stage, and the $5 admission charge includes two drinks for free. Love it!
But the tricky part comes after drinking all that beer, you need some, um... "relief." So, I head to the only men's toilet to find a battalion of "toilet workers." Men who's only job is to make sure you are given intense attention (at a time you'd probably prefer to be alone).They will rush to give you hand towels, cool cloths for your forehead, and - the most distracting part - will all compete to give you a back, arm, and neck massage WHILE YOU ARE PEEING!
Or should I say... while you are TRYING to pee? Because, honestly, have you ever tried to pee while 5 men compete to give you a massage??? It takes some getting used to....
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